Family names
Sept. 17, 2005 - 02:20
mom
my mom
dad
my dad
the bitchy one
my sister, I don't like her very much
the little one
My other sister, I like her okay
My mother is the second oldest of six sisters. Her parents both died a few years ago. They were married for 50 years. My mother and her sisters are often referred to as "The Aunts" (it's like a title), and all of the children are referred to as "The Cousins", in the same manner. I'm going to group these by family unit.
Grammy
my mom's mother. She died of Liver Cancer. I still miss her.
Popa
my mom's father. He died of a broken heart a few months after my grandmother passed. I still miss him.
Aunty Cape
My mother's older sister
Uncle Cape
Her husband
Stewart
Her son, the youngest of The Cousins
FGA
Fairy God Aunt. The third oldest. My Godmother. She was married once. Almost got married again, but is now raising her children alone.
Jewboy
Her son. The oldest of The Cousins, outside of my family unit. He and I share a lot of common interests.
Sylvan
Her daughter. Third oldest of The Cousins. She's really sweet, and is an animal lover, like me.
Aunty Brat
The fourth oldest. She hasn't really talked to anyone since my grandparents died. I've talked about her before, go look it up if you want, I'm not going through it again.
Uncle South
Her Husband, who I really like, and miss quite a bit.
Aunty Cat
The second youngest. She's a teacher, very kind hearted, and probably the shyest of the Aunts.
Aunty Cool
The youngest. She's actually closer in age to me than she is to my mother.
Uncle Karate
Her husband. He used to take Karate with my dad.
2Pat
Her oldest son. The second oldest of The cousins. Out of all the cousins, he acts the most like I did when I was his age.
LL
Little Legue. Her youngest son. The second youngest of The Cousins. He's so cute (though he'd hate to hear it most likely) when he plays Karaoke Revolution with us.
My father is the oldest of three brothers and one sister. His parents divorced, and remarried, before any of the grandchildren came along. The sense of closeness that my mother's side has isn't really there as much on this side.
Big Popa
My father's father. Before you start snickering, we call him that because he is taller than Popa. The name was settled long before that stupid song came out and made our innocent name sound perverted.
Gramma
His wife. She's this tiny little italian woman, who I absolutely adore.
Gramma Pratt
My father's mother. I don't like her. She's insane.
Popa Drunk
Her red nosed husband. Also not on my top ten favorite people list.
Uncle Argue
The second oldest. I don't mean this name as an insult, it mearly speaks to his love of a good argument.
Aunt Doolittle
His Wife. She has a true love for animals, and I hope I can be like her when I grow up.
Teach
His oldest Daughter. She is two years older than me, almost to the day.
Seen
His son.
Crimp
His youngest Daughter.
Aunty Mom
My father's sister. The second youngest. She's Aunty Mom because she has the same first name as my mother.
Uncle Dad
Her Husband. He has the same name as my dad. It's not as red neck as it sounds, I swear.
Slim
Her oldest Son.
Jock
Her youngest son.
FGU
Fairy God Uncle. The youngest. My godfather.
Aunt Ha
His wife.
Jedi
His Son.
