Okay, I stole this from Daily WTF, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from someone else etc, etc....

Go to google and type in "[your name] needs" and then list the first ten results:

01. Caitlin needs a diet!?!?
02. Caitlin needs helpwith this and could really use the support of the Senators.
03. Caitlin needs to go on a diet. (gawd damn!)
04. Caitlin needs a diet?? (alright, alright, I get it!)
05. Caitlin needs some fluids.
06. Caitlin needs to be swaddled too
07. Caitlin needs someone to fill in for "Blue".
08. Caitlin needs a drink of water.
09. Caitlin needs to grow and develop her own sense of self.
10. Caitlin needs money fast.

Huh...